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Black and White Tumblr Themes

flameyo hotmen  |Currently on repeat: Towers-Bon Iver

zaynisunreal:

Rare of Liam and Sophia

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

Anonymous said: white people "dreads" literally look like the hair balls my cat threw up this morning.

giggleshrug:

pour up (ZAYN)
head shot (ZAYN)
sit down (ZAYN)
stand up (ZAYN)
pass out (ZAYN)
wake up (ZAYN)
faded (ZAYN)
faded (ZAYN)

Anonymous said: how did you eat ass? like i mean how do you do that do you just put your tongue in the other person anus or

tomlincurves:

i dont know you jsut like ??? eat ? the ass???? u just apply everything you’ve ever learned in a loaded gunn fanfic i guess 

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

whitepeoplestealingculture:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

zaynalpayne:

but when has brooke candy ever been relevant to anyone besides gay white twinks like let’s be real for a second

They’re both ugly racist honkies anyway that both stole from Black culture for their looks.

Why do white people look disgusting and heinous on purpose like…

- Jess

horaceknightt:

Important things for non-black tumblr users:

not every trendy phrase you see on here is for you to use. in fact, lots of the words i see floating around on here are actually aave (african american vernacular english) and when you use it and you’re not black, that’s cultural appropriation

that includes “not about that life,” “bae,” “____ game too strong” and more. it also includes “swag,” but unfortunately i just know enough people will get angry about that and say they as non-black people don’t have to give it up and that’s disrespectful as hell but i’m just one person

honestly, when you use it, this comes with a looooong groan from me because you don’t have the background that lets a phrase like that have any meaning from you.

it also acts to lessen the legitimacy of aave because it becomes a joke when non-black people use it, and black people honestly get all kinds of shit from,

wow, everyone else, about how the way we speak is not “real English” and a lot of ableist stuff about our intelligence from it

so like, really, think long and hard about what’s better - you making a ‘joke’ using aave that gets some laughs from your non-black friends and pushes black achievements further into the ground, or being, i dunno, respectful?

honestly, you’ll live. omitting a few words that don’t belong to you in the first place will not ruin your life.